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Availability: | In stock |
Delivery time: | 3 to 7 days |
Net Weight: 8 oz.
All-natural, organic, vegan liquid castile liquid hand soap scented with organic essential oils hand-poured into 8-oz. amber glass bottles. Not tested on animals.
Bottle size 6.25" H x 2.25" W.
CAPRICORN - NECTAR OF THE GODS
Solid Gold Cinnamon Scented
"Non-sense formula keeps your vast crew of underlings and germs in check"
December 22 - January 19
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AQUARIUS - PARTY SUDS
After-Party Patchouli Scented
"Progressive blend perfect for protest parties and event Planning"
January 20 - February 18
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PISCES - MELTED DREAMS
Sappy Spearmint Scented
""Empathetic formula complements pipe dreams and serial pet adoptions"
February 19 - March 20
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ARIES - SUCKER PUNCH
Aggressive Grapefruit Scented
"Over-the-top formula increases instances of challenges and barroom brawls"
March 21 - April 19
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TAURUS - ROYAL ESSENCE
Rosemary Royalty Scented
"Specially formulated luxury blend for indulging and keeping it classy"
April 20 - May 20
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GEMINI - CRAZY SAUCE
Titillating Tangerine Scented
"Provocative blend of ingredients will enhance the sharing any and all secrets"
May 21 - June 20
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CANCER - BOTTLED EMOTIONS
Whiny Wintergreen Scented
"Moody mixture works whether you're running hot or cold at the moment"
June 21 - July 22
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LEO - LOVE POTION
Lusty Lemonade Scented
"Extremely Potent formula improves star quality and casts a wide net for new fans"
July 23 - August 22
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VIRGO - LIQUID ANXIETY
Literally Lime Scented
"Tightly-wound mixture encourages unsolicited grammar corrections and tallying up imperfections"
August 23 - September 22
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LIBRA - FLIRT SYRUP
Eyelash-Batting Basil Scented
"Fairly ambivalent blend is totally fine with whichever water temperature you prefer"
September 23 - October 22
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SCORPIO - TEARS OF MY ENEMIES
Impossible to Ignore Eucalyptus Scented
"Fiercely dramatic blend compels friends and enemies alike to fall to their knees"
October 23 - November 21
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SAGITTARIUS - FUNNY STUFF
Freaky Fennel Scented
"Randomly chosen ingredients that will linger long after you up and disappear again"
November 22 - December 21
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